Jack Quotes by ~Aredell
This is what religion is really about, love for everyone.
CELEBRITIES I WILL FOREVER LOVE → Matthew Robert Smith
“I just want to try and make brave choices and not get too het up about ladders. Look at the careers of people like Michael Gambon and Ian McKellen. Learn your craft. I’m still rough around the edges and I want to keep on improving.”
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Loki: kneel.
- Mom: *watching Merlin with me* Hey that guy is kind of cute.
- Me: WAIT WHICH ONE?!
- Mom: ....The one with black hair...
- Me: OMG! Merlin? Colin Morgan? THANK YOU! RIGHT? I LOVE HIM!!!
- Mom:
- Me: *creepy giant smile*
- Mom:
- Mom:
- Mom: Okay....
Archer Boy
- Tony: He was a boy...
- Clint: Huh?
- Tony: She was a girl...
- Natasha: No.
- Tony: Can I make it any more obvious?
- Clint: Wait a sec, I-
- Tony: He shot arrows.
- Natasha: Tony, stop-
- Tony: She killed for pay. What more can I say?
- Natasha: STOP.
- Tony: He wanted her.
- Clint: Huh!?
- Tony: She'd never tell, but secretly she wanted him as well!
- Natasha: I'LL KILL YOU.
Tom Hiddleston at Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2012 [HQ]
I HOPE YOU DROP YOUR GODDAMN AWARD YOU RIDICULOUS SHIT.
THAT SHOULD BE YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR MAKING THOSE FUCKING FACES.
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TIE MADE OF?
IS IT MADE OF LEATHER??
TOM. DO YOU HAVE A LEATHER TIE?
ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE AN INTERVENTION SOON?
“Tom, we’re doing this because we lovefuckholeshitfuckHATE you. We think you might have a problem. You’re addicted to leather Tom.”
And you’ll be all like “No I’m not EHEHEHEHEHE.”
And the cameraman will pan down and you’ll be wearing leather boots, pants, shirt, tie, jacket, watch, hat, socks and underwear.
“IT’S WORSE THAN WE EVER COULD’VE IMAGINED.”
“EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.’
I think we would love to see Tom in a leather suit…
(Source: becausehiddles)
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
Glee Characters as The Avengers | suggested by luckyjak
(Source: smythehummels)
